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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

Personalized cups for nosey drinkers

'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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