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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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