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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

Personalized cups for nosey drinkers

'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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