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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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