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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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