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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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