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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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