Photo Scratch
How not to improve your image
Just when you think you've taken a great picture...
Have an itch to take a really good photograph?
QuotaBillsOptical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin
An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston
The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson
A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther
I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing
Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada
When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown
I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami
When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor