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Photo Scratch

How not to improve your image

Photo Scratch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just when you think you've taken a great picture...

Have an itch to take a really good photograph?
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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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