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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft