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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard


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