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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown


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