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Paradise Reclaimed

Restoring nature to its natural beauty

Paradise Reclaimed thanks to Mel Hardman

Now you can bring back scenic days of long ago!

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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