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Paradise Reclaimed

Restoring nature to its natural beauty

Paradise Reclaimed thanks to Mel Hardman

Now you can bring back scenic days of long ago!

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By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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