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The market is always right. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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