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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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