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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson


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