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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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