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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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