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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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