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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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