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The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other's gaps. - Sylvester Stallone

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost


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