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Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Nothing gives an author so much pleasure as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors. - Benjamin Franklin

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Good intentions aren't enough. People have good intentions when they set a goal to do something, but then they miss a deadline or other milestone. - Harvey Mackay


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