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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders

Redemption precedes morality, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is the act of admitting we are like other people. - Christina Baldwin

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. - Sid Caesar

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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