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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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My other napkins are linen. - Unknown

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

There is nothing to make you like other human beings so much as doing things for them. - Zora Neale Hurston

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


Months Apart

Swing Dad

Dadspiration

Daddy, Can I Ride It?

Leaf Surgery

No Wheeler

Dad's Ex-Ferrari

Privileged Corvette Parking

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

I Love Dad

Shakespeare Pens

Father Sayings for Father's Day

Buy Whatever

Dad-A-Base

Child Instrument

Bear Print

Superior Church

Hopscotch for Seniors

A Mother's Love

French Red Wine

Redneck Cup Holder

Steampunk Gators