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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

You're sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer. - Archie Bunker

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

Nothing gives an author so much pleasure as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors. - Benjamin Franklin

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Good intentions aren't enough. People have good intentions when they set a goal to do something, but then they miss a deadline or other milestone. - Harvey Mackay


Dubai Ski Hill

Cat Chess

Happy Periods

Stuffed Owl

Lego Brick

Wedding Games

Eat Your Vegetables

Bread Pitt

Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb

Programmer Logic