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Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. - Soren Kierkegaard

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Good intentions aren't enough. People have good intentions when they set a goal to do something, but then they miss a deadline or other milestone. - Harvey Mackay


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