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I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until they split off into all them other denumerations. - Archie Bunker

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

An epigram is a half-truth so stated as to irritate the person who believes the other half. - Shailer Mathews

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. - Soren Kierkegaard

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov


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