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Other Door

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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. - Groucho Marx

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. - Ellen Degeneres

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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