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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Until they split off into all them other denumerations. - Archie Bunker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. - Ellen Degeneres

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common. - John Locke

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov


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