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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan


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