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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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