Open Face Sandwich

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton