One Size Fits All

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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright