One Size Fits All

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas