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On Top Of or Next To?

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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