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QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg