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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg