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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg