Office Bike

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg