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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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