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Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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