QuotaBillsMeat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway