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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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