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New York Time Lapse

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer


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