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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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