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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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