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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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