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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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