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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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