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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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