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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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