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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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