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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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