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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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