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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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