Nautical Sense of Humour

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry