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Nautical Sense of Humour

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Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

If you want people to know how much you care, show them how much you remember. Learn their names and use them often. It's an important skill to develop. - Harvey Mackay

We have learned so many lessons,
Since our heads were bowed in grief,
That have kept our boat from crashing
On life's ragged, rocky reef. - Gertrude T Buckingham

The future has several names. For the weak it is "impossible." For the fainthearted it is "unknown." For the thoughtful and valiant it is "ideal." - Hubert H Humphrey

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis


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