Nautical Sense of Humour

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

If you want people to know how much you care, show them how much you remember. Learn their names and use them often. It's an important skill to develop. - Harvey Mackay

We have learned so many lessons,
Since our heads were bowed in grief,
That have kept our boat from crashing
On life's ragged, rocky reef. - Gertrude T Buckingham

The future has several names. For the weak it is "impossible." For the fainthearted it is "unknown." For the thoughtful and valiant it is "ideal." - Hubert H Humphrey

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis