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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto BolaƱo

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell

Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past. - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

I felt that the IRA, in the context of Irish history, and Sinn Fein were a legitimate force that had to be recognized, and you wouldn't have peace without them. - Peter T. King

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith. - John F. Dulles

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

Through the practices of yoga, we discover that concern for the happiness and well being of others, including animals, must be an essential part of our own quest for happiness and well being. The fork can be a powerful weapon of mass destruction or a tool to create peace on Earth. - Sharon Gannon

The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi

The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump


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