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Moving Sofa

Taking a back-seat rest on moving day

Moving Sofa thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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