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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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