Moving Experience

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz