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Mountain Iron Man

Looking your best on the summit peak

Mountain Iron Man thanks to Keith Blake

The Iron Man's highest achievement

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Persistence and endurance will make you omnipotent. - Casey Neistat

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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