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Mountain Iron Man

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The Iron Man's highest achievement

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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