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Mountain Iron Man

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The Iron Man's highest achievement

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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