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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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