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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Successful mothers are not the ones who have never struggled. They are the ones who never give up, despite their struggles. - Sharon Jaynes

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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