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Motherhood

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown


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