Motherhood

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen