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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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