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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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