Motherhood

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway