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Motherhood thanks to Mike King

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg


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