Moses' USB Tablets

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith