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Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. - Matthew 7:7

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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