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How much money is enough? - Talmud

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room. - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself. You will then find out how easy it is to get along. - Paramahansa Yogananda

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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