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How much money is enough? - Talmud

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there. - Chuck Palahniuk

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. - Plutarch

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. - Spanish Proverb

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. - Mother Teresa

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

When we cannot find contentment in ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann


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