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How much money is enough? - Talmud

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Three hundred years of humiliation, abuse and deprivation cannot be expected to find voice in a whisper. - Martin Luther King Jr

The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

A good manager finds satisfaction in helping others be productive, not being the most productive person in the room. - Paul Glen

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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