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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

There is no need to visit a madhouse to find lunatics. - Johan Wolfgang Von Goether

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

Find out what a person fears most and that is where he will develop next. - C.G. Jung

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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