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Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. - Mother Teresa

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin. - Unknown

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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