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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass
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Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others. - Publilius Syrus

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. - Charles M Schulz

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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