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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. - Charles M Schulz

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own. - Christopher Walken

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. - George Savile

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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