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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass
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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own. - Christopher Walken

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. - Franklin P Adams

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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