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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran


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