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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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