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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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