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Bicycle tires with a side view

Mirror Bike thanks to Keith Blake

A touch of illusion added to this year’s Tour de France

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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