Milkshake Desweetener

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend