Milkshake Desweetener

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler