Milkshake Desweetener

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown