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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski