Milkshake Desweetener
Wisse prefers a White Spot milkshake
Mixing drinks at The Old Spaghetti Factory, Whistler, B.C.
QuotaBillsSpilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski