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Milkshake Desweetener

Wisse prefers a White Spot milkshake

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

Mixing drinks at The Old Spaghetti Factory, Whistler, B.C.

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

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Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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