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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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