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QuotaBillsSilence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy