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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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