Math Watch

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey