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Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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