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Makeup Mirror thanks to Keith Blake

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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