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Makeup Mirror

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Makeup Mirror thanks to Keith Blake

Tire'd of the same old face?

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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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