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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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