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Makeup Mirror

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Makeup Mirror thanks to Keith Blake

Tire'd of the same old face?

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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