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Makeup Mirror thanks to Keith Blake

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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