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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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