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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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