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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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