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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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