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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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