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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Aphorism: Predigested wisdom. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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