Made His Bed
A foam mattress without the foam
Some beds are better without springs in them
When fluffy is too stuffy
QuotaBillsSleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner