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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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