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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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