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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana


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