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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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