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One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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