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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus


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