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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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