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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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