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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis


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