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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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