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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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