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Lost Cat thanks to Barry McCartney

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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