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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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