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Fireman down!

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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