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Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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