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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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