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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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