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Lost Axle thanks to Keith Blake

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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