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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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