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Fireman down!

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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