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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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