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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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