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Independence is happiness. - Susan B Anthony

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The constant happiness is curiosity. - Alice Munro

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a function of accepting what is. - Werner Erhard

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. - Clark Gesner

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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