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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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