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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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