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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

Happiness is a state of activity. - Aristotle

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

The constant happiness is curiosity. - Alice Munro

I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a place between too much and too little. - Finnish Proverb

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. - Don Marquis

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness. - Bernard de Fontenelle

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco


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