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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Never mind your happiness; do your duty. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. - Helen Keller

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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