QuotaBillsSports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden
When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt