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Lightweight Dumbbells

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Lightweight Dumbbells thanks to Mel Hardman

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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