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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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