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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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