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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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