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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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