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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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