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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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