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Karate Knife

Earning a black belt in the kitchen

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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