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Jet Propelled Eagle

Soaring like an eagle with skid marks

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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