Items Of Value
Words of car theft encouragement
Leave anything behind in your car?
QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. - Jim Carrey
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy
Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison