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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright