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iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
iPad For Sale thanks to Mike King

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!
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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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