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iPad For Sale
Looking for the cheapest iPad?
If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served
PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!
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I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
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The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
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Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
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On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky
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