iPad For Sale
Looking for the cheapest iPad?
If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served
PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!
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