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iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
iPad For Sale thanks to Mike King

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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