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Inner Peace

Are you grateful for everything?

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
Inner Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

Then you are probably the family dog!

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

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