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Inner Peace

Are you grateful for everything?

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
Inner Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

Then you are probably the family dog!

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

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